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ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

dustycrophoppers:

amovible:

childrenmilk:

kuuderekitten:

givenchybackpack:

might be the rawest pic I ever seen. and he got a bag of chips in his hand

THIS IS SO FUCKING METAL

With his dreads and his american flag shirt, this is everything

Can this become the next revolutionary icon?

i literally want this picture everywhere and i’m gonna reblog it every time i see it

(Source: functionnextdoor)

thefearsomefanagle:

This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions

thefearsomefanagle:

This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions

(Source: hauntedpenis11)

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle)

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest

me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:

police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

fangirlarmoire:

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

(Source: 103312)

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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(Source: yeigar)