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mens-rights-activia:


Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

(Source: crocroach)

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

(Source: okaywork)

thomasbngalter:

i hope chris pratt destroys the idea that you’re not at your happiest or full potential until you’re thin or fit. he got fit and was like ‘it’s terrible never do it’ like he can’t wait to be chubby again

mikasa-aackerman:

annie-leonhardts-ass:

So I was at the dentists today and I tasted straight up blood in my mouth so I was like, “Let me guess, it’s because I don’t floss.”
And she smiled and said, “No, it’s because I’m new.”
I am shocked

Oh shit son.

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

dustycrophoppers:

amovible:

childrenmilk:

kuuderekitten:

givenchybackpack:

might be the rawest pic I ever seen. and he got a bag of chips in his hand

THIS IS SO FUCKING METAL

With his dreads and his american flag shirt, this is everything

Can this become the next revolutionary icon?

i literally want this picture everywhere and i’m gonna reblog it every time i see it

(Source: functionnextdoor)

thefearsomefanagle:

This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions

thefearsomefanagle:

This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions

(Source: hauntedpenis11)

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle)